tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post3766070046497492583..comments2024-02-10T08:32:01.471+00:00Comments on Pseudepigrapha: He Cannae CopeConan the Librarian™http://www.blogger.com/profile/01904339261121451779noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-1297553787848631602011-05-06T20:55:30.638+01:002011-05-06T20:55:30.638+01:00Wiz a wee bitty fu last nicht fur sure :¬)Wiz a wee bitty fu last nicht fur sure :¬)Conan the Librarian™https://www.blogger.com/profile/01904339261121451779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-45274120686048984782011-05-06T12:27:42.324+01:002011-05-06T12:27:42.324+01:00Ur ye deid Conan, or just deid drunk?Ur ye deid Conan, or just deid drunk?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-29362420124000238342011-05-05T19:00:29.105+01:002011-05-05T19:00:29.105+01:00Iain Gray, Andy Kerr, Jacque Baillie - all ex-MSPs...Iain Gray, Andy Kerr, Jacque Baillie - all ex-MSPs.<br /><br />Who is to lead zanuliebore now? King Kong? Couldn't do any worse than this crop of twits.Dean MacKinnon-Thomsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08221192592535723681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-23699027024806522212011-05-01T21:43:57.565+01:002011-05-01T21:43:57.565+01:00Gray spent a penny in Asda,
Then shat himsel' ...Gray spent a penny in Asda,<br />Then shat himsel' ere he'd got far,<br /><i>"Salmond's here?! Quick tae the car!"</i><br />The assembled crowd were scorning.<br />Iain Gray slumped quite forlorn,<br />His face contorted, pained and thrawn,<br /><i>"Spin for me mendacious men!"</i>,<br />A deceitful tale was forming.<br /><br />Hey Iain Gray are ye balkin' yet?<br />At meetin' the non-Labour set?<br />If you're no' talkin',<br />We will wait,<br />Tae gang tae the polls Thursday morning!<br /><br /><i>"<b>'Salmond ducked when Iain roared!'</b>",<br />We'll get that intae the Record,<br />They're sic a blinkered Labour horde,<br />That they'll print it in the mornin'"</i><br />Alex Salmond heard o' this,<br />He said tae us all,<br /><i>"Now what a load o' pish,<br />There's a video o' that slippery fish,<br />Wi' the Asda front door yawnin'"</i> <br /><br />Hey Iain Gray are ye balkin' yet?<br />At meetin' the non-Labour set?<br />If you're no' talkin',<br />We will wait,<br />Tae gang tae the polls Thursday morning!<br /><br />Come now Iain, take it on the chin,<br />Ye're campaign's in a tailspin,<br />The two Eds soon will trade ye in,<br />Despite yer slavish fawnin'.<br /><i>"Faith"</i> quo Iain,<br /><i>"Though I get flegs,<br />An' next time might hide oot in Gregg's,<br />I'm the best o' Scottish Labour's dregs,<br />Keir Hardie must be mourning."</i><br /><br />Hey Iain Gray are ye balkin' yet?<br />At meetin' the non-Labour set?<br />If you're no' talkin',<br />We will wait,<br />Tae gang tae the polls Thursday morning!forfar-loonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03825964478078065335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-6758803692340425072011-04-30T13:50:51.078+01:002011-04-30T13:50:51.078+01:00I am being conservative, in Westminster at the Emb...I am being conservative, in Westminster at the Embankment now they are charging 50p although Charing Cross Station is still only 30. The flowers, however, are looking very nice this year in the Embankment Gardens.Demetriushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17198549581667363991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-654243868983817832011-04-29T20:33:47.181+01:002011-04-29T20:33:47.181+01:00Most excellent Richard.Most excellent Richard.Conan the Librarian™https://www.blogger.com/profile/01904339261121451779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-11446389118008503642011-04-29T19:47:52.317+01:002011-04-29T19:47:52.317+01:00Seems I cannae cope with editing! Let's try a...Seems I cannae cope with editing! Let's try again:<br /><br />'Now Iain Gray, be as good's your word;<br />Come, let's discuss the SNP record;<br />And dinna rin like a frichted bird,<br />That's chased frae its nest i' the morning.'<br /><br />When Iain Gray he heard of this,<br />He thought it wadna be amiss<br />To gae to Asda for a piss,<br />Then flee awa' i' the morning.Richard Lucashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06600522000122688279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-53457926650641557032011-04-29T18:54:27.586+01:002011-04-29T18:54:27.586+01:00Thanks Richard.
Niko, gie yersel a slap.
Rab how...Thanks Richard.<br /><br />Niko, gie yersel a slap.<br /><br />Rab how've ye been?<br /><br />Demetrius, four bob for a fart?<br /><br />It used to be just a penny.<br /><br />And you could get thoughts too...Conan the Librarian™https://www.blogger.com/profile/01904339261121451779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-76316967896705559322011-04-29T18:25:30.496+01:002011-04-29T18:25:30.496+01:00There he sat,
All broken hearted,
Paid 20p,
And on...There he sat,<br />All broken hearted,<br />Paid 20p,<br />And only farted.Demetriushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17198549581667363991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-38010001622166644362011-04-29T17:08:43.114+01:002011-04-29T17:08:43.114+01:00Was delighted to see it was ASDA in Ardrossan. The...Was delighted to see it was ASDA in Ardrossan. The town I was dragged up in.<br /><br />And Niko, keep taking the tablets...RantinRabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10557178651491442917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-37317964971489963662011-04-29T16:00:46.968+01:002011-04-29T16:00:46.968+01:00I've voted once I've vote twice
Scotland ...I've voted once I've vote twice<br />Scotland will keep voting<br />till they get it right!<br /><br />and when they do<br />on the anointed hour<br />Iain Gray will be in power.<br /><br /><a href="http://mrmxyzptlkaa.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">May 5th vote Labour<br />you know it makes sense</a>Nikostratoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06581441869560921339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-43340381564180373032011-04-29T15:06:47.909+01:002011-04-29T15:06:47.909+01:00When Iain Grey he heard of this,
He thought it wad...When Iain Grey he heard of this,<br />He thought it wadna be amiss<br />To hae a horse in readiness,<br />To flee awa' i' the morning. <br /><br />oops.Richard Lucashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06600522000122688279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557024356129268987.post-19902815517010329232011-04-29T15:06:06.391+01:002011-04-29T15:06:06.391+01:00'Now Johnnie, be as good's your word;
Come...'Now Johnnie, be as good's your word;<br />Come, let us discuss the SNP record;<br />And dinna rin like a frichted bird,<br />That's chased frae its nest i' the morning.' <br /><br />When Johnnie Cope he heard of this,<br />He thought it wadna be amiss<br />To gae to Asda for a piss,<br />Then flee awa' i' the morning.Richard Lucashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06600522000122688279noreply@blogger.com