Yeah! well done Conan especially like the photo of Salmond King of the
Scottish Nose Pickers
The Trumpton Riots
Ner ner-ner-ner ner-ner-ner ner Ner ner-ner-ner-ner-ner
No! Oh oh oh! Elevate!
Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town And it’s spreading like pneumonia Doesn’t look like going down There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate And arm themselves with CS gas They’re gonna be out late We’ve had Cant conformism since 1966 And now subversion’s in the air in the shape of flying bricks
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight ‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
All this aristocracy has really got to stop We can overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp And Chippy Minton’s Socialists could storm the Market Square And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Mayor
Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew Whereupon they bring about a military coup
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight ‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
Oh, someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight ‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
Time flies by when you’re a driver of a train Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine I get high when I’m the pilot of a plane Touching down in Camberwick I’m stoned out of my brain
Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination Careful with that spliff Eugene, it causes condensation
Every Saturday I get the Chigley skins And they always smash my windows ‘cos the home side always wins Yeah, time flies by when you’re a driver of a train Gonna get me syringes out and crank up once again
Yeah! well done Conan especially like the photo of Salmond King of the
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The Trumpton Riots
Ner ner-ner-ner ner-ner-ner ner
Ner ner-ner-ner-ner-ner
No! Oh oh oh!
Elevate!
Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town
And it’s spreading like pneumonia
Doesn’t look like going down
There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate
And arm themselves with CS gas
They’re gonna be out late
We’ve had Cant conformism since 1966
And now subversion’s in the air in the shape of flying bricks
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
All this aristocracy has really got to stop
We can overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp
And Chippy Minton’s Socialists could storm the Market Square
And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Mayor
Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door
But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a military coup
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
Oh, someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight
Much prefer this one Niko.
ReplyDeleteTime flies by when you’re a driver of a train
Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine
I get high when I’m the pilot of a plane
Touching down in Camberwick I’m stoned out of my brain
Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination
Careful with that spliff Eugene, it causes condensation
Every Saturday I get the Chigley skins
And they always smash my windows ‘cos the home side always wins
Yeah, time flies by when you’re a driver of a train
Gonna get me syringes out and crank up once again
Conan, for shame! You scared me with that horror photo on the cover. You'll scar the weans for life if they see that.
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I wonder if she's being kept alive with a wonder drug code-named G&T?
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the state funeral/street party...
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be terrible if it happened at the same time as the Olympics?
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