Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Hootsmon Headlines

Four days late. Blame work. Blame the Environmental Protection Act 1990. Blame me having to read the damned thing for work.
But most of all blame the MSM for spoiling me with choices...

15 comments:

  1. S you'll need to get yersell a real job like working here full-time?

    Nae Elfin Safti!

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  2. But wait a minute... didn't the Liberals tell us that the pandas were a gift to the whole UK arranged with Beijing by His Highness the deputy Prime Minister before his boss fell out with the Chinese by rather publicly giving them a Eton-style thrashing for human rights violations?

    Still, if one is a mad ox, I suppose one needs to go off on rants about fellow animals' testicles and bile, and to hell with the "truth".

    So, anyway, Conan, how's the environment, and is it being properly protected round your way?

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  3. Well, at least King Eck of Eckland got them through official sources and not on the black and white market.

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  4. Conan, congrats on posting the Hootsman's version of page 3 girls. How exciting is that?

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  5. Conan

    I heard you wus escorted out of the Editors office and off the Hootsman premises....

    what next for ya! now Conan....

    Memoirs perhaps pretty mucky stuff in them no doubt Um! we might have to arrange a testimonial dinner for you(we wont invite Brownlie the fat git will eat all the pies)

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  6. Wolfie, if it was really £5 a hit, then I would...

    Tris, I'm on the job now...

    Jocksman; ye only doing one a week?

    Mr Brownlie; I'm shocked. Did you see four tits or just two?

    Last time I was there[Scotsman]I received a case of beer Niko.

    For being witty.

    Strange world eh?

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    1. For a Sunday newspaper the schedule was weekly, but I'll do a few special issues just for you. Letters to the editor being published tomorrow and I'll also release a couple more front pages into the wild before Sunday's Exclusive with Shouty Brumner.

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  7. Weird parallels with this:

    http://newsnetscotland.com/index.php/scottish-news/4779-turmoil-at-scotsman-as-editor-in-chief-mclellan-placed-on-leave

    here:

    http://jmanonsun.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/turmoil-at-hootsman.html

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