Thursday, 10 May 2012

Hootsmon Headlines


Ah, good old Charlie.
 I wonder what was taken off front page news for this fluff? 
Was it Cameron's U-turn on the joint strike fighter?
Perhaps it was the further savaging of Scotland's share in the UK budget?

Was there good news for the SNP? What do you think?

On a lighter note, I'm sure there is a clip of cuddly cubs out there somewhere.

Just waiting for their thirty seconds in the limelght...
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22 comments:

  1. Anonymous11 May 2012 at 06:37

    Double plus good!

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  2. John Brownlie11 May 2012 at 18:06

    Do you know, Conan, I do believe you are getting a tad cynical in your old(ish) age - do keep it up and give us all something to smile about.

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  3. Conan the Librarian™11 May 2012 at 19:30

    Thanks you two.

    I'm on a downer man, as we used to say.

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  4. Nikostratos11 May 2012 at 21:18

    Or we could make the real Weather man King of Scotland

    Conan

    You nicked that line from Dylan in the Magic Roundabout

    here man

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  5. Conan the Librarian™11 May 2012 at 22:41

    Whatever Niko. Snore.

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  6. Conan the Librarian™11 May 2012 at 22:41

    Man.

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  7. Anonymous12 May 2012 at 11:07

    Conan so, you are on a downer.

    A bottle of Champagne with some fois gras is called for, I think.















































    I'll tell you how I feel later.

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  8. Anonymous12 May 2012 at 11:09

    So sonan, you on a downer.

    I think I recommend a bottle of good Champagne with a bloc of fois gras and a wee snooze.







































    I tell you how I feel later.

    LOL (not the Cameron variant!)

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  9. Anonymous12 May 2012 at 18:48

    It wuz good and efter ma wee doss, ready for dindins

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  10. Anonymous12 May 2012 at 18:50

    I feel OK and efter ma wee doss
    am ready for din-dins

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  11. Anonymous12 May 2012 at 21:31

    Conan

    You have a problem with the posting system on your blog.

    I type the comment, then select the "Comment as" profile, click publish and get an error message.

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  12. Anonymous12 May 2012 at 21:32

    Service Unavailable
    Error 503

    Now this will appear and some time later the original one will also appear.

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  13. Conan the Librarian™12 May 2012 at 22:56

    Sorry Wolfie, it's oot o ma control.

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  14. Conan the Librarian™12 May 2012 at 23:00

    As for the downer.

    I'm hoping it's not permanent; it may be.

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  15. Anonymous13 May 2012 at 10:36

    Get well soon

    from free Clinton Virtual Cards

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  16. Anonymous13 May 2012 at 15:44

    God he's so sodding ugly.

    I mean how can a tourist attraction be so unattractive.

    I hope to hell you'll soon be feeling better matey. There's only so many days that most of us can go without some of your humour... so this is a selfish plea.

    Get better. OK?

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  17. John Brownlie22 May 2012 at 15:18

    Come back to your blog, Conan, you're spending too much time on the Telegraph sooking up to Alan Cochrane - or however he spells his name.

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  18. Anonymous22 May 2012 at 18:21

    And so say all of us... probably even Niko!

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  19. Conan the Librarian™23 May 2012 at 19:12

    Hey folks, I've been busy at work. Baiting the bacteria on the DT I can do in a tea break.

    I'll try, but nae promises.

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    1. Anonymous24 May 2012 at 14:00

      About time what the Fwuk do you think we pay you for?

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