The higher an ape climbs...

...the more you see of its large red arse.

Ok ok, I just couldn't resist it...

Going Postal

Of course I may be paranoid.
It's just a couple of unlikely coincidences isn't it?
That the postal vote was 300% higher than it had ever been.
And then they went missing, something that's never happened before.
Ever.
I wonder if modern forensic science would have been able to trace DNA on these forms...Ah well we'll probably never know now.