Conan, you're marvellous! Spot on.
How "distasteful", as Aunty Bella puts it.
At least we know now why the SoS won't let those nasty nats ban air guns!
Well you *can* shoot a moose with an airgun Browndov.A Scots moose that is.
Hang on-you wouldn't be able to gut though...no knives allowed.