Friday, 30 July 2010

Hootsmon Headlines


  1. Conan

    That CERN thing you could be on to some thing there i have been having my suspicions lately.
    i found a dead bat in me back garden and me milk had gone off in the fridge

    although me doc says I've not been taking me medication

  2. "The Higgs boson is a hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle predicted to exist by the Standard Model in particle physics." And last night, but particularly this morning around about 7am, thanks to an infusion of a well known whisky from the Northern isles and an adroit mixture of Buds, I thought I saw one or three.............the Imodium helped and I'm OK now.

  3. Dram

    that Higgs boson dont know what the fuss is about me Grandad had one of them in jar on his mantle for years..he got it of a German(dead) in the great war when he passed away it got thrown in a skip.

    we didnt know just looked like big pebble to me

  4. Hi Niko, your arse ok?

    Dram, you drink Bud...?

  5. OMG, I thought only Americans drank that gut-rot. Or did you just drink all the real beer and got desperate. Even I do't drink Bud.

    Haha! All these posts are your fault, Conan. You asked me where I had been so I showed up. ;-)