He is, indeed, a Lord and he does, indeed, know...er... how to fiddle his expenses.... best.
The Baron Fowkes, Lord of the Kitty Fiddlers
Good attempt at diversion. Nice self-portrait there and a big improvement on reality, Georgie boy!!
Curses Brownlie. You're like a bloodhound...Can you also lick your balls?
Ah wis gaunnae ask if yer uncle George wis still a Lord when he wis sober. But then ah realised how daft the question wis...
That's the trouble with this hereditary system Sophia, the Third Gardener's offspring become Kings......and he wisnae picked for his brains.
Conan,Only my golf balls - when I can find them.