Hmmmm. Poor Dave. That horrid Gideon got him into this mess so that HE can be the next prime minister, the way that it was ordained by God (to whom Gideon is closely related. Why else would there be a Gideon's Bible.
I thought the world already ended in May when the evil AS stole the election. Didn't it? I get SO confused.
Love the 'advert' Conan.
Hopefully it will be Revolting Scotland next !
Dear me, I go away for a while and you hand the country over to the SNP - it woz the Hootsmon Headlines wot wun it!