7 minutes to match time; you must have been well blootered.
Do not despair Wolfie, other irons.Handy.aye.
Doris Day? "Calamity Jane"? Oh, I just blew in from the windy city.....its on Youtube a wonderful one take bit of film.
Last edition?? Noooooooo!
Are you all pissed or is it me??
You if I can see clearly.
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Hi Conan, good blog.
Happy birthday, Conan - I'm sure it's around this time. Hope you have a much better year than the last and come back to blogging soon. Slainte mhath, a charaid!
The paper you parody is still worthy of your tender ministrations. It is still misleading 28,000 people daily apart from anything else. Let the cleverclogs at the Scotlandshire site pound the Beeb, we want to see our hero, Conan the Admin bloke from the 3rd floor, slay Ph.tt the magic dragon from the foot of the Cowgate wearing just your jockstrap and wielding your mighty p.. (Oh no you don't!) Photoshop.If you can't be b.ggered then Happy Christmas anyway and may you persuade another to vote Yes in 2013 :)