Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Gordon Catches a Crabb


It was upon the dreich sixth day of May

And very unfortunate for some as some may say


Especially the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown of Kirkaldy.


For Stephen Crabb of Pembrokeshire


wishing to put oor Gordon in the mire,

with a wee phone quip


struck Gordon


richt


on his petted lip


And Broon looked roond for someone else tae fire.


7 comments:

  1. Good people of high and low degree,
    Oh! think of this sad catastrophe,
    And pray to God to protect ye from Broon,
    Every night when in your beds ye lie doon.

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  2. lol, hee hee i was just watching the news and noticed your article, good one, btw do mobile phones bounce

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  3. Come with me to my poetry class at Dundee uni Conan, I know you'll enjoy it :)

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  4. Terrific, Conan,

    Can you do one about a bridge collapsing?

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  5. a typical "deeply boring provincial poem."

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  6. Thanks folks, even Niko McStarkey.

    Now a collapsing transport system...

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