It was upon the dreich sixth day of May
And very unfortunate for some as some may say
Especially the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown of Kirkaldy.
For Stephen Crabb of Pembrokeshire
wishing to put oor Gordon in the mire,
with a wee phone quip
struck Gordon
richt
on his petted lip
And Broon looked roond for someone else tae fire.
ROFLMAO, Brilliant stuff.
ReplyDeleteGood people of high and low degree,
ReplyDeleteOh! think of this sad catastrophe,
And pray to God to protect ye from Broon,
Every night when in your beds ye lie doon.
lol, hee hee i was just watching the news and noticed your article, good one, btw do mobile phones bounce
ReplyDeleteCome with me to my poetry class at Dundee uni Conan, I know you'll enjoy it :)
ReplyDeleteTerrific, Conan,
ReplyDeleteCan you do one about a bridge collapsing?
a typical "deeply boring provincial poem."
ReplyDeleteThanks folks, even Niko McStarkey.
ReplyDeleteNow a collapsing transport system...