Wednesday, 3 June 2009

The Prophecies of Nikodamus








Quatrain the first:




"In the reign of the evil witch queen


She shall lay waste to the North; the one shall become we


The son is lost and found; not yet time for policies green


A war is fought; she gives away gas and electricity"



Quatrain the second:




"The tyrant is usurped by the grey man


He does nothing major; or nought minor


Eggs shall be reviled; even unto the frying pan


Curry shall be in favour; he shall give one to her"



Quatrain the third:




"The red men shall turn blue; the tooth'd one gains power


The workers are betrayed; he disdains clause four


The brazen trumpets blare; they paint a red flower


His brains are misunderestimated; he goes to war"



Quatrain the fourth:




"From the North comes a one-eyed man with a frown


Rich men lose money; prudence goes oot the windae


Two houses are needed in London town


Comes the antichrist; its name is Mandy"




6 comments:

  1. Mandy looked very disquieted on the window of the moving demons today. Prudence is purported to be voting for the Neck Tie Party tomorrow.

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  2. Lawson, what a great name for TV! Be sure I shall steal it!

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  3. Conan your blog is actually a bit frightening.

    Mind you so is lord mandy..

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  4. "Mandy oh Mandy, yer handy I'm told
    Mandy oh Mandy if I could be so bold
    To call you my friend til the day that I die
    Many oh Mandy, I smile when I lie.

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  5. "From the North comes a one-eyed man with a frown"

    In Norway that would be considered a good omen
    If you have ever heard of Odin?

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