Monday 30 November 2009

Sunday 29 November 2009

Hootsmon Crimethink

Sorry to all the folks who read 1984 in the fog of schoolroom boredom.
Fuck, Aldous Huxley wrote about drugs, and sixties popstars were all over him.
All poor Eric got was some biker trying to find his Rudge on Jura.

Oh no, I've said a naughty word; will I have a job this time next week?

Saturday 28 November 2009

Blogger begone

Don't worry folks, I haven't been silenced by the MSM mafia, just the usual excuse of "pressure of work" and excessive drinking.

The next edition of the Hootsmon should be out soon...unless of course I am nobbled by the MSM mafia...

Tuesday 24 November 2009

Tuesday 10 November 2009

Not the Hootsmon Headlines

"The messy fudge of the commission's proposals and their arbitrary nature are subject to a number of significant flaws which make them demonstrably inferior to the fiscal levers available to an independent country."

Forgive me for for rehashing an old post, the above statement from the SNP made me do it.

And the voices.

John Bull's condiment of choice, perfect for the Union of British bullshit and Scots bread; slather it on thick, but keep oil out of the recipe.

Tuesday 3 November 2009

Hootsmon Headlines

I have just found out that Willie Bain provides respite care for one of his parents. Arrgh.
Sorry Willie, an unreserved apology.