Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Skye is failing. Skye is failing.

ONE day Henny-penny was surfing the internet when--whack!--something hit her upon the head.

'Goodness gracious me!' said Henny-penny;

'Skye's infrastructure is a-failing; I must go and tell the BBC.'

So she went along and she went along and she went along till she met Cocky-locky.

'Where are you going, Henny-penny?' says Cocky-locky.

'Oh! I'm going to tell the BBC Skye's infrastructure is a-failing,' says Henny-penny.

'May I come with you?' says Cocky-locky, who worked for the Telegraph. 'Certainly,' says Henny-penny.

So Henny-penny and Cocky-locky went to tell the BBC that Skye's infrastructure was a-failing.

So she went along and went along and she went along until she met Policey Weesey.

'Where are you going, Henny-Penny?' Says Policey Weesey.

'Oh! I'm going to tell the BBC Skye's infrastructure is a-failing,' says Henny-Penny.

"Oh no you're fucking not". says Policey Weesey.

Yet Henny-Penny did, but nobody believed her -- or the BBC. As usual.

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

Not the Hootsmon Headlines, the Herald ones

         Just how many headbangers and nutters were hurt though?

Thursday, 30 March 2017

Vote Britain.

I thought this needed another airing, thanks to the events of yesterday. Alan Bisset compresses the next two years of  British media headlines into five minutes and twenty-six seconds.

Wednesday, 25 January 2017

Sunday, 25 December 2016

A nice traditional Christmas

"The Duke of Cambridge broke with tradition by spending Christmas at his wife’s family home in Bucklebury, Berkshire. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended a service in nearby Englefield church with their children George and Charlotte."

Did he? Good for him.

Breaking with tradition that is. 

Perhaps he will stop taking his traditional money from the taxes raised from millions of people who can't afford it.


Merry Christmas parasite. Think about wee George. Think about bairns his age who are cold, wet and hungry.

Right now.

I know your father has a flunky to put toothpaste on his brush. Do you?

Saturday, 19 November 2016

Between the wars

I fear for my grandchildren. Haven't worried about nuclear war since the eighties. Worried now.

I'm sure President Trump will go down in history. What's left of it.

Friday, 11 November 2016

So long Canadian

For Sue, wherever you are now. It was PG Tips and Jaffa Cakes, but that was close enough.

2016 really will go down as an annus horribilis won't it?