Saturday 20 March 2010

Hootsmon Headlines

I actually did go to Napier, but not to remedial journalism IV I hasten to add.

13 comments:

  1. Like art I've always said if teenage fashion requires them to walk around with a real dog turd on their heads, they'll all be doing it.

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  2. Having four dogs Lorenzo, I could start up a mail order business...the isotonic canine drinks would be more expensive though, as I would need to station an operative at each lamp-post...

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  3. Bin Man?


    only joking, honest

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  4. Engineering. Mind you I was rubbish at it...

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  5. Awbody kens that Edinburgh folks are so far up their ain erses that they cannae accept the superiority ae Gleska ower their wee toon. Racists - that's whit yeez ur! Aye - and yer fancy schmanzy University anaw.

    Wheesht noo an gie us peace.

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  6. Come now scunnert.
    Princes St has four anti-cyclist traps running the whole of it's length; can Glasgow beat that?

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  7. I'm told Dundee uni's been doing this for years. The word is that, until the SNP took over the council, allegedly applicants were refused places if they didn't admit to voting labour.

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  8. Engineering, mmn.

    Tell me it wasn't Chemical Engineering, as these guys really are just Lab Chemists wae their brains bashed oot.

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  9. Oh and don't worry about being a bad engineer, ost folk wouldn't notice and if you ever leave the confines of the bibliotheque you can always get a job with outsourced Labour Direct Works Dept in the People's Republic of Glasgow as it will soon be an SNP cooncil with a fair part of the present administration cahnging their postal addresses to The Big Hoose, just above the M8.

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  10. Industial Engineering Bugger, kind of like Feng shui with milling machines.

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  11. Industrial even.Pesky wee rs. Not you Niko.

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  12. Conan,

    That Scunnert is really talented. Bilingual as well - what was he saying?

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