Saturday 15 December 2012

Hootsmon Headlines

Hi folks.

As some of my online mates already know, I've not been posting much because my personal life has been pretty shite in the past year.

Onwards and upwards.

If any one survives past the media whipped up hysteria about the end of a calender chipped in stone by a stone age people, Happy Christmas...hang on...

There is always CERN...


  1. Good to have you back, don't let the bar stewards grind you down. The unionist are the new Mayans ;o))

  2. Hi CH.

    I was there, with Moridura (Peter).

    I thought I was photogenic masel.

  3. Cheers KBW

    Why don't you respond to comments on your blog anymore?

    1. I got the hump with Google when they changed blogger and I just cannot get to grips with the new format. However I can only see one comment from your self after the Indy march which I replied to maybe a wee bit late. I kind of lost interest in blogging and only go near it when I am fired up about something, which is less and less these days as the politicians seem to have descended in to total fuckwittery and bawbaggery. Maybe it's the onset of senility or maybe it's the drugs! I take so many pills now I rattle. Anyway keep it going and good luck. We are in the tunnel and the light is getting brighter.

  4. Auch Conan, sorry to hear you've been dealt rotten cards in the past year. Here's hoping the next one is better. Onwards and upwards right enough.

    See you the 22nd. :)

  5. Sooooo glad to see you back... It's put a big smile on my face.

  6. Yea Welcome back...time for much needed light relief (no double meaning intended)!!

  7. Really sorry to hear you have been having a shit time of it.. I hope things improve soon,and we may hope to see more of your excellent humour.
    All the Best for 2013...I hope it is much better for you.

  8. Have you noticed that NIBIRU is almost an anagram of irnbru? And they're right about the penis; it's not generally about the end of the world, unless your an old fart with a young chick, more like the start of a new one. So have a happy day 4 and may the rest of year 1 be good to you.

  9. Yes, welcome back, Conan, You were sorely missed especially after Lamont and co were leaving open goals. I was going to send you some Talisker for your birthday but, sadly, by the time I got home it had mysteriously disappeared. Never mind, there's always next year!

  10. Conan

    Me I am a tridecaphobe so next year has me shiteing me pants. This year has not been much better.

    this joke should cheer you up

    “Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
    ― Alan Moore, Watchmen

    “Things are tough all over, cupcake, an' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike...except in California.”
    ― Alan Moore, Watchmen

  11. A visitor from Dornoch, Highland
    viewed "Pseudepigrapha"

    I would get a new sat nav!