Thursday, 14 July 2016

"Our" new Foreign Minister

He's the one on the right

The Scotch - what a verminous race!
Canny, pushy, chippy, they're all over the place.
Battening off us with false bonhomie;
Polluting our stock, undermining our economy.
Down with sandy hair and knobbly knees!
Suppress the tartan dwarves and the Wee Frees!
Ban the kilt, the skean-dhu and the sporran
As provocatively, offensively foreign!
It's time Hadrian's Wall was refortified
To pen them in a ghetto on the other side.
I would go further. The nation
Deserves not merely isolation
But comprehensive extermination.
We must not flinch from a solution.
(I await legal prosecution.)

TheSpectator in 2004

75 comments:

  1. Boris, with your fat stupid face,
    Come to Scotland, well put you in your place.
    We'll have our own pound in Strathclyde, and put our size tens to use, on your backside.
    Buffoon ukok loon, well bid you goodbye, very soon.

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    1. I always think of Boris as a dangling prick caught in a zip wire.

      Ouch.

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  2. Anyone meddling with the Wee Frees risks eternal damnation whilst burning in the fires of hell. This message delivered in a very shouty voice!

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      It may lead to dancing.

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    Amroth is amused.

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