Oh Iain...

"Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying."

An acquaintance that I wish I could count  as a friend.

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Hi folks. Been neglecting this blog for a while, but just couldn't resist this one. Haven't they heard of the Barbra Streisand effect?

I - like many - probably wouldn't even have noticed this video, but now I'm actively searching it out - anyone got a link?

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Hi folks.

This does look like I'm taking my own photo, but it isn't.

When office Christmas parties go bad...

Nah, seriously.

The talented co-worker who took this photo on an extremely hi-tech camera, had no idea just how bad I was feeling when he said " Do an evil Santa".

He still lives and works productively.

For a cooncil worker, that is.

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Hi folks.

As some of my online mates already know, I've not been posting much because my personal life has been pretty shite in the past year.

Onwards and upwards.

If any one survives past the media whipped up hysteria about the end of a calender chipped in stone by a stone age people, Happy Christmas...hang on...

There is always CERN...

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Entirely predictable pictures chosen for Andy's visit to his hometown on the MSM. For every Union flag visible, there were dozens of Saltires, yet of course the Union flag featured heavily in the pictures picked by editors...

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Apologies folks, I've been too busy (At work) yet also at our wonderful British Press.

Commenting on there is like a computer game; every time you refute an answer, that particular moniker retreats and then another one replaces it.

I'm really sick of saying that England does not subsidise Scotland...