Thursday 15 April 2010

Hootsmon Headlines




12 comments:

  1. Be careful of what you wish for! Seems that all Scotland's airports have been closed by "the wrong kind of hot air". Otherwise perfect.

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  2. I just hope the eruption doesn't increase in intensity, sending showers of half-brick sized rocks through journalists' windows...

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  3. On TV Alex Salmond declared that none of the ash would fall to ground to present potential health or other issues and in any cases was going to England. Also he demanded major increases in public spending for the health of the economy. Remember Laki, remember Tambora.

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  4. That would be "AFFECTS", not "EFFECTS".

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  5. Electric is right. Conan, hand me that bottle! *severe look*

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  6. Well spotted Electric.I need a sub-editor, I wonder if David would be interested...

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  7. I know Browndov, I live just off the flightpath for Turnhouse. Peace man.
    He'd still blame the Nats though FL, strange that the closure was ordered by NATS.I didn't find out about that till after I posted this.
    A wasted opportunity...
    Demetrius, it's the Yellowstone Caldera that REALLY worries me.
    I have two grammarians on my case now Jeanne;)

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  8. Conan

    Just email me the text and I'll happily sub it for you. It would be an honour to contribute in some small way to the excellent work that you do.

    mail@electrichermit.com

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  9. http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/politics/Jim-Murphy-recounts--his.6234235.jp

    The Scotsman is spoofing The Hootsman.

    Ma heid hurts

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  10. Right, next post I'm spoofing the Hootsman, spoofing me, spoofing the Hootsman...I think.

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