And all for ONLY £5 English. Amazing!
There are more breeding Ospreys in Scotland than Tories.
If you take a keich, glaze it and tie it tartan ribbons and bows it still is a keich and stinks the same.
That reminds me of of an old mate who had been a matelot on HMS Vanguard in the fifties.The Queen was aboard for some reason or other and an enterprising young sailor managed to get hold of a royal jobbie.Dried out, varnished and mounted on a mahogany plaque, it became a conversation piece.It goes to show that sometimes you *can* polisha turd...
Scots are so weird. ;-)Really, it seems a bit mean to pick on Scottish Tories (if the term "Scottish Tory" isn't an oxymoron)
Please tell me that they won't use stem-cell reproduction to save this impotent race - we have enough trouble with the pandas but at least they are attractive to look at?Clarinda
I laboriously worked out the "Greedy blue Scots thieves" and the "Blue noses" but beg to suggest that "Lex Salmonum" would have been an improvement on "Sandy Salmond" which, as a pun, was distinctly groanworthy!
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Thanks Bobelix. Your groan is noted.But you ain't seen nuthin yet...