Sunday 4 September 2011

Hootsmon Headlines


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  1. And all for ONLY £5 English. Amazing!

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  2. There are more breeding Ospreys in Scotland than Tories.

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  3. If you take a keich, glaze it and tie it tartan ribbons and bows it still is a keich and stinks the same.

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  4. That reminds me of of an old mate who had been a matelot on HMS Vanguard in the fifties.
    The Queen was aboard for some reason or other and an enterprising young sailor managed to get hold of a royal jobbie.

    Dried out, varnished and mounted on a mahogany plaque, it became a conversation piece.

    It goes to show that sometimes you *can* polish
    a turd...

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  5. Scots are so weird. ;-)

    Really, it seems a bit mean to pick on Scottish Tories (if the term "Scottish Tory" isn't an oxymoron)

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  6. Please tell me that they won't use stem-cell reproduction to save this impotent race - we have enough trouble with the pandas but at least they are attractive to look at?
    Clarinda

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  7. I laboriously worked out the "Greedy blue Scots thieves" and the "Blue noses" but beg to suggest that "Lex Salmonum" would have been an improvement on "Sandy Salmond" which, as a pun, was distinctly groanworthy!

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  10. Thanks Bobelix. Your groan is noted.

    But you ain't seen nuthin yet...

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