Wednesday 2 November 2011

Hootsmon Headlines


  1. I'm not sure how much they hope to make out of prostitution. If I were them I'd do a Sophia Pangloss and wash stairs.

    I mean I know there are some well dodgy looking tarts about, but Jeez, there's a limit, even for the desperate.

    Is Boris Johnson, Jimmy Saville's estranged son?

  2. Judge not that ye that shall be judged Tris...

    You make a good point about Boris though; Old Etonians aren't allowed to have bling. Or shellsuits.
    I do believe they prefer fags to cigars too...

  3. Love the "We must stick with BST because it's British" Conan! Keep up the good work!

  4. Been out of internet touch for a week now.

    Missed your humour.

    Keep it up.

    See, I left you a comback line

  5. Wolfie.

    Need beer money.

    Wifie says no.