Tuesday 4 May 2010

A Two Edged Sword

Lurch is a tall, shambling, lugubrious secretary who somewhat resembles Frankenstein's monster (as played by Boris Karloff). Although fully capable of normal speech, Lurch often communicates via simple inarticulate moans, which, much like the dialogue of Cousin Iain, his employers(Darling and Broon) have no trouble understanding. The BritNats often comment that Lurch is eloquent and vivacious, especially when coming last in debates.

7 comments:

  1. Aye, Okay then, the Hootsmon it is.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Naw, ye wur spot oan - you just said it aw. By the way - vivacious?

    ReplyDelete
  3. A quote from wiki, with four changes...

    ReplyDelete
  4. Conan,

    Is vivacious the same as vacuous?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Brownlie, have you seen Hogday's latest about wordicles?
    I was quite taken with `ignoranus' Hogday; don't we all know one?(Not anbody here I hasten to add)

    ReplyDelete
  7. or maybe Testiculate ; `Waving ones arms about whilst talking bollocks`?

    ReplyDelete