Friday 28 January 2011

Hootsmon Headlines


  1. Scots facing starvation? I'm off to the Hebrides to hunt down seagulls. You go off to your allotment and become Conan the Vegetarian - when you do make sure Niko's behind you!

  2. Brownlie

    No worries i cant see you ever going without you meat and veg.............Ya! big fat B///////

  3. And just remember in days of austerity its always the Nationalist who starve the most
    while the Unionist scummy traitors grow fat and content suckling on the full teat of the 'UNION'

    Yeah and we can drive by in our limos and look out at youse lot in yer raggedy huddled few
    wid yer mad staring eyes and distended belly's.

  4. I see Nikos been on teh Buckfast again...

    Nice one again Conan. We should have had that supermarket tax. And there's not a little irony in the idea that Iain "Socialist" Gray (Soc for short) was busy standing up for poor wee Tescos when he might have thought about the good that a measly £30 million might have done.

    Still never let anything like the good of the people get in the way of slapping Alex Salmond's coupon. I bet he brings in something similar if he gets in.

    Someone take Niko a flask of black coffee?

  5. I'm armed to the teeth and have four highly trained killing machines(two on my lap, one on the back of my armchair, one with his chin on my foot)
    I'll never be a vegetarian. Rats are an acquired taste mind you, Brownlie.

    Niko, play nice with your friends.

    Tris, I think he's way beyond coffee...

  6. "Rats are an acquired taste mind you, Brownlie."

    You eat politicians? Ewwwwwww. Nasty.

  7. Politicians? Like fat, greasy, pork Tris.

    Imagine Laird Geordie being spit roasted.

    Hang on, that's even making me sick...

  8. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    So it should Conana. That's more than flesh and blood can stand. That would have turned Pol Pot's stomach!

  9. Ewwww, Conan. Now THAT was nasty. Even turns my stomach all the way over here.

    And, tris, I think Niko has been at something stronger than the buckfast. He from Glasgow by any chance? *whistles innocently*

  10. On the other hand he could be a poster boy for A Man's A Man:

    Ye see yon birkie, ca'd a lord,
    Wha struts, an' stares, an' a' that;
    Tho' hundreds worship at his word,
    He's but a coof for a' that...

    Oh, God! You have me quoting Burns now.

    (What scares me more? That I can quote Burns or that I know what it means? To make up for it, I can also quote W. H. Auden )

  11. Is it just me Conan, or does everyone imagine them wimmin nekkid under them burka thingies?

  12. I though Scots were already starving