Sunday 15 February 2009

The Lothlothian Question

By Tam Thebamothebinns.

Hey man it's not, like...right, dig...?

Like, those little dudes in the Shire, man, can do what...they want see?
But the righteous dudes of Middle-Earthingland, can't say shit to them...
Well...apart from Soreon the Eye Broon and his lickspittle dude Borrowmore Darling.
The little munchkins are always whingeing about the Ringwraiths on the Brandywine.
But it makes, we don't want them on the Entwash dude, that would just be too dangerous!
But they do export really gnarly pipeweed...Look at the smokerings...


  1. Conan i agree, the Old Firm match was not a classic, bit like some of your books lol

  2. Tom Bombadil for FM!

    WV =pokerst

    cheeky bugger

  3. Three Rings for the Welsh kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Scottish-lords in their Mountains of stone,
    Nine for all the Free Men doomed to die,
    One for the Tory Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Thatcher where the Shadows lie.
    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness and unemployment bind them
    In the Land of Thatcher where the Shadows lie.

  4. Nikos,

    Were you in the first scene of MacBeth with Brown and Darling? Or did you and Brown leave Darling at home to play Cinderella?


    Get back to the cavemen - its more my era. When I was a child there was one inhabited black house left on the island where three brothers lived for many years. They moved to a centrally heated bungalow and within a year they had all passed away. God, I've realised what a gloomy sod I'm becoming since I started visiting these blogs.