By Tam Thebamothebinns.
Hey man it's not, like...right, dig...?
Like, those little dudes in the Shire, man, can do what...they want see?
But the righteous dudes of Middle-Earthingland, can't say shit to them...
Well...apart from Soreon the Eye Broon and his lickspittle dude Borrowmore Darling.
The little munchkins are always whingeing about the Ringwraiths on the Brandywine.
But it makes sense...like, we don't want them on the Entwash dude, that would just be too dangerous!
But they do export really gnarly pipeweed...Look at the smokerings...