Tuesday 3 February 2009

Nightmare II: A green lifestyle continues...

Grok and Urak, after a long days hunter-gathering, wearily watch Patrick run about in ever decreasing circles.

"What's the chosen one wittering on about now?"

Says Urak, rummaging in a bag.

"Something about dams hurting salmon."

"Dam all can hurt wee Eck." sniggers Grok

"Especially him!"

Urak pulls something from his bag.

"I'm starving, fancy splitting this beaver...?"

7 comments:

  1. Conan,

    No comment, but the best laugh I've had in ages!!!

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  2. Nice hairy beaver can't be beat...Although it's been a long time since i tasted one.

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  3. You can always beat your...muscle fibre, Niko.

    By the way how's the sair back?

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  4. lol nice one Conan, nothing like a nice wet moist beaver, ask Niko.

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  5. conan

    Decided to use the power of the mind to heal myself and train through the pain.

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  6. here's one for your bookshelf


    http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/5/103395-large.jpg

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  7. Come on, Conan, I can't wait for the next episode!!

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