Rifling through Niko's bedroom
Conan finds various leather garments.
A leather hood with a zip for the mouth is found.
Conan presumes Niko uses it in his heists.
A heavy plastic truncheon catches his eye.He finds a switch near its base, and flicks it on-then jumps in sudden fright as it buzzes and leaps out of his hand!
" A cattle prod of some sort" he thinks."It may come in handy, interrogating prisoners..."
Conan pushes the cattle prod down the front of his trousers.
Walking stiff legged;
Ted promised to look into the matter, made an excuse and ran to the mensroom, wrapping something around his arm.
A Dick! Conan was furious! He thought his blue suit, brown shoes and pink fedora was cutting edge!
His secretary looked up from Conan's trousers.
"Is that a gu-" "No time for chitchat, Miss Clara!" Said Conan.
lol excellent Conan, yeh i knew Niko was involved with this vote rigging mantra. That big thing you found in his room, ooer i say it vibrates..ReplyDelete
Love the white stockings ans shoes so she must be a whore, lmao..
Hmm !must master photoshop...Weapon of choice must be the old sawn off easy to carry and hide don't need to aim.And always scares people cheap to buy or hire.ReplyDelete
Thought i head a noise last night...someones gonna get hurt and soon
The old Lupara eh?ReplyDelete
Luckily I'm very expensive to hire then Niko;-)
Have you considered the entry level handgun?
A decommissioned pistol or a blank firing replica re-bored to fire birdshot.Nasty.
May I state here and now that I have never worn white shoes in my entire life. Now as for white stockings or any other colour of stockings that's my business ;)ReplyDelete
you mean your all high heels and no nickers.
Brilliant! You are wasted on here. Come to think of it, going by some of your posts extremely wasted. Can I come and visit your herb garden?
Brownlie does not like being referred to as Jonny as, being a wee free, he feels it has unsavoury French Connections.
I would easily recognise the heroin with the white stocking due to possessing a very powerful telescope and a clear view of the sitooterie.
Again, with my wee free hat on, I hope you've missed out a punctuation mark in "who're" incorrectly as any other implication would have me reaching for the smelling salts.
PS: Oh dear, I've just noticed you've spelt "Counts" rong as well!
Good Evening brownlie.ReplyDelete
Who are you calling a Comte?
With your Wee Free hat on...is heroin smuggling a crime on Mondays?
Niko, you should know that Perthshire is always far too windy for any woman to be without knickers. I admit to having a penchant for the oh la la type though but only when I'm not in the company of any wee frees.ReplyDelete
Subrosa; do you prefer big frees?ReplyDelete
Dont you know that "frees" a jolly good fellow!
I think brownlies' up for a freesome subrosa...ReplyDelete
Heheheh, nice one Uncle :)ReplyDelete
Call you a Dick!! :p
Is there a website that lets you put your own words into the strip or was it all you?
All me Jamie.;-) Glad you like it.Any beer?ReplyDelete
Cattle prod? Must have been a saber six from Savage Minnesota - I prefer the power mite as it's easier to conceal. Although I must say the TSD's multiple settings and remote control can come in handy.ReplyDelete
Conan, everything has a price and nothing in my life is free. Mind you, I'm always slightly unnerved by a few Camparis and sodas.ReplyDelete